wake and baked.

// fuck you, tumblr.//

the first post on my dashboard is some naked dude. and now everyone behind me in class is laughing at me. fuck you fuck you fuck you with a broomstick.

Anonymous asked: You should make a vlog about relationships.

oi, that’s a splendid idea. can’t believe I’ve never thought of that. thank you kindly, anon.

Anonymous asked: When is your next vlog?

SOON. VERY SOON.

Actually, yes. very soon. like within the next couple hours. thanks for watching :D

// still alive..//

sorry I haven’t been on much lately, I’ve been pretty busy with the outside world more in these last few weeks, not that it would matter anyways. I’m gonna try to do a vlog tonight if I remember and/or I’m not too tired. fortunately, I finished up the project that was taking up the majority of my time, which was putting a new transmission in my Subaru Impreza Sport wagon, finally. still, I may or may not be busier this week, which means that I may or may not be on. 

deuces people.

Anonymous asked: I have this friend. He isn't very lucky when it comes to women. So he decided to try online dating. He signed up for this online dating service and met some chick. It seems like he is head over heels for her. They're planning on meeting up in a few weeks. I don't like this, and I think it is extremely dangerous for him to go. What if this "chick" is actually a murderer? I've tried talking to him about it, but he refuses to listen. You seem like someone who gives great advice. What should I do?

Well, assuming the age requirements of being 18+ to do online dating, I’m guessing your friend is in his 20’s, right? If so, he should either buy a handgun and a concealed carry permit; while CC is better than open carry, it’s not necessary if he’s 21+; or he should buy himself a knife or tazer, something to defend himself with, and not just against murderously seductive online women. If he’s not into the whole “self-defense” thing, he could either trust this girl or just cancel. For further confirmation, I’d ash her for a picture (non-nude) with a timestamp (a piece of paper that has exact date/time to the second) and something off the wall, like a bar of soap or lightbulb; no one takes random pictures of that shit, lol. The world is full of bad people, and having something as a bit of a bargaining chip is crucial at times. 

hypn:

some people actually pay money for music

hah, some people actually pay money for online things

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